Marketing Concepts Simplified

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:                                                          i am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing 

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

“He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising 

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:  “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations 

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says:  ”You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition 

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

“I am very rich. Marry me!”  She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -That’s Customer Feedback 

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:  ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’

And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap 

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:

‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’  and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share 

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets